Shaadi Ka Ladoo: Comedian Abhishek Upmanyu’s Hilarious Take on Being Unmarried at 33 Will Leave You in Splits

“Don’t fall into the trap of marriage,” quips the comedian in a series of funny tweets.

As wedding season grips the nation, popular comedian Abhishek Upmanyu has offered a hilariously refreshing perspective on why he’s still unmarried at 33. Sharing his comedic wisdom on X (formerly Twitter), Upmanyu had fans rolling with laughter as he revealed his reasons for dodging marriage and offered cheeky advice for those grappling with parental pressure.

I’m 33 and not married and here’s why:

Ek toh itni saari web series aur movies Padi Hain dekhni. Shaadi ke baad toh pakka he reh jaayengi. Pehle sirf akhbar hota tha jo dopehar tak khatam ho Jata Tha, Toh log sochte the chalo fir shaadi he kar lete Hain. (1/n)

— Abhishek Upmanyu (@AbhiUpmanyu) December 5, 2024

The Tweet Thread That Had Everyone Laughing

Upmanyu humorously explained his unmarried status:

“Ek toh itni saari web series aur movies padi hain dekhni. Shaadi ke baad toh pakka reh jaayengi. Pehle sirf akhbar hota tha jo dopehar tak khatam ho jaata tha, toh log sochte the chalo fir shaadi kar lete hain.”

(Translation: “There are so many web series and movies on my watchlist. After marriage, I wouldn’t have time to watch them. Earlier, there was just the newspaper, which people would finish by noon, so they thought, ‘Let’s get married.'”)

He went on to roast the idea of having kids for entertainment:

“That’s why people used to have kids – for cute talks and entertainment. But now, no child can say anything that screenwriters haven’t already written. And anyway, kids are cute for just a few years before they start slamming doors in your face.”

Upmanyu didn’t stop there, humorously questioning the need to live with someone just because you like them:

“I love my parents, but I don’t live with them. So, why live with someone just because you like them?”

Taking a dig at the notion that having kids brings a sense of fulfillment, he added:

“People say having kids gives them profound feelings. But they’re forced to say that after spending so much money, time, and effort. If they admitted it’s useless, they’d die of regret.”

Advice for Those Facing Parental Pressure

For fans struggling to say no to their parents about marriage, Upmanyu had a witty retort:

“If your parents ask you to marry because they got married, remind them they had six kids, but you didn’t do the same. Don’t fall into the trap of marriage. You’ll miss out on good content. Go and finish The Bear, Kumbalangi Nights, Premalu, Breaking Bad. End.”

Fans Loved It

The tweet thread garnered widespread appreciation:

• “I just forwarded this to my mom. Looking forward to fun times ahead.”

• “This looks more like a threat than a thread (laughing emojis).”

• “I’m 46 and unmarried too, with 10,000 reasons to stay single. Most important one? More time for books.”

Abhishek Upmanyu’s humor once again proves his knack for turning everyday topics into laugh-out-loud comedy, resonating with fans who find his relatable take on marriage both refreshing and hilarious.